You may have noticed I failed to cover any of the male actors out and about in LA last night for the Grammy Awards. I failed to cover any of the men in my previous post simply because the guys were in a league of their own. This league was known as embarrassment.
Some man known as Zamora (up for Best New Age album) donned a crown, a velvet cape and a sceptre. Well at least he didn't turn up with a massive mouse mask over his head in jeans and a t-shirt. Oh wait that was Deadmau5.
French DJ David Guetta sported a black blazer with gold studded lapels...a detail matched by his equally gold studded plimsoles. Plimsoles...on the Red Carpet. Gold. Studded. Plimsoles. Why not walk around holding a beef casserole while you're at it mate?!
Thank God for the Kings of Leon and John Legend. Who all managed to come through for those of us with an X and a Y chromosome looking dapper in slic and stylish tailored suits. Adam Levine also scrubbed up well in a grey three-piece suit paired with a blue striped white shirt, a polka dot pocket square and a navy tie.
That being said, if you don't hear from me for a week it is because I am tracking down every single stylist who permitted these monstrosities to be shown. Once tracked down I will then go door to door and individually slap them in the face collecting photographs of their reactions following such an act. I will then hand them the snapshot and tell them to remember this moment stating 'This is the moment you failed to do your job. Have a nice day.' Extreme? Yes. Worthwhile. God yes.
Some man known as Zamora (up for Best New Age album) donned a crown, a velvet cape and a sceptre. Well at least he didn't turn up with a massive mouse mask over his head in jeans and a t-shirt. Oh wait that was Deadmau5.
French DJ David Guetta sported a black blazer with gold studded lapels...a detail matched by his equally gold studded plimsoles. Plimsoles...on the Red Carpet. Gold. Studded. Plimsoles. Why not walk around holding a beef casserole while you're at it mate?!
Thank God for the Kings of Leon and John Legend. Who all managed to come through for those of us with an X and a Y chromosome looking dapper in slic and stylish tailored suits. Adam Levine also scrubbed up well in a grey three-piece suit paired with a blue striped white shirt, a polka dot pocket square and a navy tie.
That being said, if you don't hear from me for a week it is because I am tracking down every single stylist who permitted these monstrosities to be shown. Once tracked down I will then go door to door and individually slap them in the face collecting photographs of their reactions following such an act. I will then hand them the snapshot and tell them to remember this moment stating 'This is the moment you failed to do your job. Have a nice day.' Extreme? Yes. Worthwhile. God yes.
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