Cee Lo may have said Forget You in 2011, but for five wronged female performers in particular, words just aren't enough for when their men cross the line. Take note fellas, don't f##k it up with these hot divas if you value your personals (and by personals we mean penis).
First up is a gem from Christina 'The Voice' Aguilera who's had a rough time of late. Weight battles, poor album sales, and separating from her husband, but don't fret things look on the up. With a new album in the works set to go back to basics on her raw talent and having made quite the impact on the American public as one of the coaches of The Voice, Xtina is a true fighter. Co-written by Aguilera herself and released as a single in 2003 in support of multi-platinum album Stripped, Aguilera belts her aggressive heart out in response to a man who's gone an messed it all up. This bitch will cut you.
Next on the list is RnB soul singer Jazmine Sullivan with her 2008 cut 'Bust Your Windows'. And boys she will. The track served as a supporting single to Sullivan's Grammy Nominated debut entitled 'Fearless' and was co-written by the songstress who opts not to bust windows in the track's accompanying video but instead takes out a few wine glasses here and there. The song also made a resurgence in 2010 as a result of Amber Riley's Glee-tastic version on the Fox hit show Glee. In the words of Mercedes Jones 'Well you busted ma heart'.
The third man-basher comes in the form of our very own Lily Allen with her 2009 hit 'F##k You' which finds the young opinionated singer-songwriter literally providing a verbal finger to all those who are pissed off. The video was shot from Lily's point of view and was co-penned by the young Londoner herself becoming extremely popular among the LGBT community. We can't think why.
Then we move to RiRi whose turbulent relationship with Chris Brown ended in her bruised and battered mugshot hitting the news the world over with the Barbadian stunner returning to the music scene with a rather destructive album in tow that was of course Rated R. Fast forward a few months and the dark diva returned to being a party force in the form of Loud with Man Down serving as a controversial offering. The red haired goddess literally shoots her man down on the spot. We don't advise this of course, but he won't be messing her about anytime soon that's for sure.
Finally we come to a woman who if she blows her nose a tiny army of Amazons are born on the very hanky she uses. I am of course referring to Beyonce Knowles. 'Irreplaceable', 'Best Thing I Never Had', 'Run The World (Girls)', 'Me, Myself and I' and 'Listen' have all done the man-dissing rounds in the last few years but the one that really stands out is the 2006 hit 'Ring The Alarm'. A photo-shoot with alligators? Check. A video inspired by Basic Instinct? Check. Beyonce screaming at the camera? Hell yes. If a girl ever does this, best ring every alarm you've got in the surrounding area as chances are she will be out for blood if this is playing in the background boys. Be safe.
There we have it. Five feisty female f##k you's. Remember girls, don't go all Adele and write a soppy global hit. Next time your fella kicks you to the kirb, grind up on that kirb with a little song and dance and punch him in the face. Respect.
Next on the list is RnB soul singer Jazmine Sullivan with her 2008 cut 'Bust Your Windows'. And boys she will. The track served as a supporting single to Sullivan's Grammy Nominated debut entitled 'Fearless' and was co-written by the songstress who opts not to bust windows in the track's accompanying video but instead takes out a few wine glasses here and there. The song also made a resurgence in 2010 as a result of Amber Riley's Glee-tastic version on the Fox hit show Glee. In the words of Mercedes Jones 'Well you busted ma heart'.
The third man-basher comes in the form of our very own Lily Allen with her 2009 hit 'F##k You' which finds the young opinionated singer-songwriter literally providing a verbal finger to all those who are pissed off. The video was shot from Lily's point of view and was co-penned by the young Londoner herself becoming extremely popular among the LGBT community. We can't think why.
Then we move to RiRi whose turbulent relationship with Chris Brown ended in her bruised and battered mugshot hitting the news the world over with the Barbadian stunner returning to the music scene with a rather destructive album in tow that was of course Rated R. Fast forward a few months and the dark diva returned to being a party force in the form of Loud with Man Down serving as a controversial offering. The red haired goddess literally shoots her man down on the spot. We don't advise this of course, but he won't be messing her about anytime soon that's for sure.
Finally we come to a woman who if she blows her nose a tiny army of Amazons are born on the very hanky she uses. I am of course referring to Beyonce Knowles. 'Irreplaceable', 'Best Thing I Never Had', 'Run The World (Girls)', 'Me, Myself and I' and 'Listen' have all done the man-dissing rounds in the last few years but the one that really stands out is the 2006 hit 'Ring The Alarm'. A photo-shoot with alligators? Check. A video inspired by Basic Instinct? Check. Beyonce screaming at the camera? Hell yes. If a girl ever does this, best ring every alarm you've got in the surrounding area as chances are she will be out for blood if this is playing in the background boys. Be safe.
There we have it. Five feisty female f##k you's. Remember girls, don't go all Adele and write a soppy global hit. Next time your fella kicks you to the kirb, grind up on that kirb with a little song and dance and punch him in the face. Respect.
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