Thank You Note: Mr. Milo Guy

Dear Mr. Milo Guy,
You are fat and lazy and utterly wonderful.
Thank you for reminding me it's okay to
cool the fuck out--
curl up,
and watch Bob Ross in my slippers on a Saturday night.

Love and Whisker Kisses xoxo
Your Lady,
Molly

Thank You Note to Guitar

Dear Guitar,
Thank you for not caring if my hair is a mess,
or that the bags beneath my eyes are more like luggage--
You are always happy to see me.

You want to sit on my lap hear about the inane details of my day.
You are the best inanimate friend a girl could ask for.

Forever yours,
Molly

Thank You Note to the Typewriter

Dearest Typewriter in my foyer,

Though you no longer give inky kisses as your tape is dry--

You still manage to comfort me by creating the illusion of productivity I so desire.



You are the wind beneath my would-be-author-wings.



Your Lazy Admirer,

Molly

Thank You Note to Cupcake: It Has To End This Way

Dearest cupcake from my Cupcake,
Thank you for being JUST what I needed right now-- With your chocolaty goodness charming enough to spare the city from my rage. *Sigh*

Alas, with my Sweet, I must destroy you, as often happens in love.

I will always remember you fondly.
Kisses,
Molly

Thank You Note for Crocus: Kissy Kiss

Dear Spring,

Thank you for this feeling of cautious optimism.
I love the way you've been sneaking in through my open window--
pretending to be coy. You've charmed me with your bunnies and
soggy-sidewalk-mattresses.

I'm writing you in hopes that you'll stay.

Kisses,
Molly